Baby snow monkey enjoying the neighborhood hot springs
References:
| Event | Years Ago (YA) | Source |
| Universe appears | 13,700,000,000 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_the_universe |
| Earth forms | 4,500,000,000 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life#Origin |
| Life appears | 3,500,000,000 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life#Origin |
| Mammals appear | 250,000,000 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammal#Origins |
| Hominins | 2,000,000 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo |
| Japanese Macaques diverge | 500,000 | Mol Phylogenet Evol. 2004 Mar;30(3):676-85. doi: 10.1016/S1055-7903(03)00247-1. PMID: 15012947. |
| Anatomically Modern Humans | 250,000 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_modern_human |
| Behaviorally Modern Humans | 50,000 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_modernity |
| Written history | 5000 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recorded_history |
| Greeks invent hot showers | 2500 | https://web.archive.org/web/20080509052435/http://www.inventions.org/culture/ancient/showers.html |
| London gets running water | 409 | https://www.museumofthehome.org.uk/explore/stories-of-home/a-brief-history-of-running-water/#:~:text=In%20modern%20Britain%20we’re,the%20wealthiest%20sections%20of%20society. |
| Most of US has running water | 100 | https://www.visualcapitalist.com/rising-speed-technological-adoption/ |
| Most of world has “improved” water | 60 | https://ourworldindata.org/water-access |